Booking office of the local police station
"Where did you find him?"
"Old wreck sir, wandering around in his birthday suit"
"Cuffs?"
"Yes sir, french lace and very dashing."
"No, handcuffs"
"No handcuffs sir, just sleeves."
"no, oh, never mind"
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